Cootois’ Facts or all CAP!

Sis, let’s be honest: the internet is full of wild advice about your vagina. From jade eggs to cucumber cleanses, there’s a lot of CAP out there. In this episode, we separate the sacred facts from the foolish fiction.

I break down the top myths I hear every day—from “you need to douche to stay clean” (FALSE) to “period blood is toxic” (NOPE) and “your vagina should smell like a fruit cup” (also no). Not only do we unpack why these myths are harmful, but we also trace their roots—often back to patriarchal, white supremacist, and colonial thinking that’s disconnected us from our own biology.

Get ready for some hard truths and belly laughs. This isn’t just myth-busting—it’s truth-telling as a form of liberation. Because when you know better, you can do better. And your coochie deserves nothing less than the truth.